Rene' is...

So I was doing some soul searching today, trying to rack my brain for who I am. Maybe I could develop a simple catch phrase that I can use to describe myself, in a nutshell? All I kept repeating to myself was "Rene' is ____, Rene' is _____"...but nothing simple was coming to mind. So I thought I'd let Google give it a try. I typed "Rene' is" into the search bar, and below are my top 10 favorite ridiculous hits I received.

Rene' is...
1) regularly frequented by the German forces.
2) "executed" by a very repentant Lt. Gruber
3) outed at their church for being biologically female
4) beyond hero worship
5) outspoken and totally obsessed with the Skookum
6) a five-time world champion
7) in many ways, a man-child
8) honored to touch Jonas Reingold's hat!
9) an anti—Don Juan
10) the blackest black Mexican




So what do you think...is it me or what!?